By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis
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Gives a whole new meaning to duck lips.
They make all sorts of vibrating animals, that are sex toys. My friend had a polar bear lol.
They even have a dominatrix rubber ducky XD I have it
that must've been one excited duck to be vibrating like that :p
So just your computer then yea? Us guys are so simple haha
I would like to know how you fix this one?
I once went to a "Passion Party" and they handed around a few vibrators with animal names. Different sized Rabbits (of course) and the Dolphin, guess where the beak went? :P I can only imagine what the Duck looks like? "Just put it on my Bill!" *Quack*
perdix
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People used to say, "Aw, **** a duck!" Suddenly, that makes sense. Tell your son that you lost your inhibitions, put them under your pillow, and then the Sex Fairy brought you the duck ;)
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Well, good luck explaining, OP.
Cintia07
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A vibrating duck uh? When people say you turn into a big kid once you have kids, you know "Mommy talking & acting," they don't mean it literally. lol, a vibrating duck!
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Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?
Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****