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By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
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Hypertudism 15

Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?

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ShananaginsLOL 13

Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****

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jenna_rae6 4

He's not scatterbrained.... he's 5. There's a difference!

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morrison44 2

how would you know? haha

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naiveprophet 15

Huh. And this is how I find out you can buy a vibrating duck. Well, YDI for leaving your toys out for your son to find. Lock those kinds of things away!

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Inciter 33

You don't have to necessarily lock your toys away. Just put them somewhere that your kid can't find them.

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mosquito19 14

wow, never heard of vibrating duck. does it do the pecking motion while vibrating?

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gradyolson 10

Tell him its the tooth fairys duck and you're just borrowing it then buy him a battleship bathtoy and paint ss molar on it.

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kyz_xox 11

"Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun"

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ilovecandie 0

I have a cousin named Christelle!

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DocShady 11

Tooth fairy never brought me toys...

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