By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
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Hypertudism 15

Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?

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ShananaginsLOL 13

Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****

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Original_Outcast 23

Guys, calm down we all have different tastes.

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deadhead419 15

I feel like I've read this somewhere before...

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legendxs 20

Maybe a duck in the other meaning... The thing you get when you switch the second letter of "duck" with an "i". :P

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adfry63 6

its a metaphor people. come on. Thats the funny part about it

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LyraAlluse 25

I suppose the moral of this story is to always be careful about what you hide under your pillow.

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The_Mr_Troll 14

If I understood this correctly, that vibrating duck IS a toy. I think...

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