By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
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Hypertudism 15

Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?

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ShananaginsLOL 13

Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****

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Odyy_fml 7

I can agree. Found my mom's ***** when I was like seven. I knew what it was because I was a naughty boy back then. Of course I put that the **** back and went to look for eye bleach, but that's a different story.

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ctlnaaia71 8

those look like shit, and never work well.

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AngelSpit 18

That's just the tip of the sex toy iceberg. I've seen ****** shaped like the praying Virgin Mary, Jesus, satan... If you dare there's www.zoofur.com who makes casted animal ****** for furries rule 34 people, rule 34

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diaspora_fml 26

A man would have much less use for a vibrating duck. What exactly are you trying to say?

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ForeverAloneGal 23

The animal themed toys have always struck me as odd...

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Zyzz7 12

@25 I Want To Believe

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error404n0tf0und 21

**** a duck!

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