By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 504
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Hypertudism 15

Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?

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ShananaginsLOL 13

Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****

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xXNerrrdXx 16

vibrating duck....that feels weird.....

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botanistjessica 24

Thanks for sharing, 28. I could've gone without that personal info...

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EpicSquishii 21

48- Here's some more for you :) It was a joke gift and it's on my bookshelf with all of my other cute animals and pillow pets. Don't be a jerk.

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EpicSquishii 21

50- See above.^^ Nothing depraved going on to satiate your lecherous old appetite for ducky ****. You've been fooled once again :P

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DntLookBack 29

Now I must google a vibrating duck. O_o

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Leasha3 14

Lets just hope he doesn't remember this when he gets older lol (:

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Kn0wledge123 21

Why does your son even think the Tooth Fairy is real?

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Saone_fml 27

And he doesn't, really. This FML is french so he believes in the little mouse that comes and takes your teeth and leaves money... Like tht makes so much more sense!

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onorexveritas 23

Uhuh a duck... lol

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