By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis
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A vibrating duck... Really?..... Just put a 5 dollar bill underneath the kids pillow and tell him the tooth fairy found his tooth
Of course you wouldn't appreciate the cuteness of a vibrating rubber ducky. You keeps it real.
Don't be so sure. Ever heard of a "flesh light?" How about a "pocket pussy?" One of those molded assess with the hole in it? Or, the most commonly known, blow up doll?
Omg hahaha but a duck?
Typo: The U and the I are side by side...... vibrating d*ck?
Well, as a female, I have no use for those items personally. However, I am in the Navy, and I've over heard discussions of how male sailors deal with *ahem* loneliness when they're out at sea for months on end with no, or very few and unattainable, women on board. Apparently, the have to "do" what they can to deal with the problem.
Mom's the one "googling" the vibrating ducky. ;)
A vibrating duck... That's a first
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Just put a coin under his pillow and explain the tooth fairy knew he lost his tooth and she's still giving him his coin. That's how my parents lied to me so why not?
Maybe it's a vibrating dick....damn auto correct... She could be talking about a *****