Work: Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

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You deserved it 4 424

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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You deserved it 5 297

Boozing on the job

By paulcorrea95 - 21/09/2019 06:07 - United States

Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 798

You deserved it 194

By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 920

You deserved it 14 874

By DingusGinger - 21/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 059

You deserved it 164

By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

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You deserved it 3 846

By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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You deserved it 2 511

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 862

You deserved it 11 396

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 202

You deserved it 2 688

By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 457

You deserved it 2 641

Too demanding

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, my work decided to fire me. Three days ago, I sat down with my boss and asked if they could fix the sewage leak in my office, and maybe look into how loud it is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 861

You deserved it 75

ironichalibut 24

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:21

I bet you're pissed. Sorry, I had to FML..

emiluh 8

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:23

Urine trouble lol

Comments

kemando 22

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:00

Time for tim hortons instead, yeah?

Lesyriad 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:19

@OP you should really get a lawyer and sue him for emotional damage. Or find out if he has any disease that can be transmitted via bodily fluids and press assault charges.

canupls 6

Sunday 14 July 2013 15:40

@30 Bear grylls would say you're taking this situation way too seriously.

acrouch 9

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:20

Urine a pickle.... I hope you don't get sick!

FindingYujin 26

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:22

Hey, at least he was caught and fired.

Leise 27

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:37

I know it's gross, but urine is sterile, so at least you're not going to take any diseases from it. Look at the bright side, it could have been much, much worse.

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 14 July 2013 11:54

Diseased urine isn't sterile. If the person has an infection, or an STD, that is carried through the urine. That's why they use urine to check for chlamydia and gonorrhea.

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:16

The smell actually depends mostly on your diet and any medications you're on. It's not necessarily an indicator of an infection or disease, although it may be. GC/Chlamydia urine smells absolutely horrid. Then again, so does the urine of someone who drinks a lot of caffeine. There are a lot of factors.

Leise 27

Friday 19 July 2013 12:08

Wops, didn't know that. Thank you for the correction then!

Ricin 9

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:30

Yeah. He could of shat in the coffee and you wouldnt notice.

Ultimawolf25 19

Sunday 14 July 2013 12:34

At least it wasn't a 'bit nutty'.

mim777 4

Sunday 14 July 2013 13:27

it is even more tasty ! mm mm mmm !

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 14 July 2013 13:36

File assault charges...

Cazz91 21

Sunday 14 July 2013 14:13

... That is ******* nasty. I try not to drop the f bomb out of my own personal choice but this FML did more than just ruin coffee for me. If I could hit the "f your life" button more than once, those votes would most certainly be a hell of a lot more than what I see now.