Work: Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed... - FML

By anon - 25/07/2013 04:44 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed because of how I look most of the time. This is just my facial expression. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 182

You deserved it 5 003

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 21:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 478

You deserved it 5 568

What's updog?

By bu09 - 07/03/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 455

You deserved it 9 694

Smile like you mean it

By sad - 24/08/2021 08:01

Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 552

You deserved it 663

Miserable

By myworstday - 05/04/2016 01:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 903

You deserved it 2 005

Awkward pause

By crazyclumzy - 04/02/2010 05:05 - Canada

Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 127

You deserved it 2 765

By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 733

You deserved it 6 774

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 528

You deserved it 10 221

By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 471

You deserved it 8 466

Face it

By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 010

You deserved it 21 845

By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 149

You deserved it 5 972

Next

Top comments

CookieLovesBoo 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:15

Some people always get this . They either always think your mad or upset .

SpaceRaptor 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:27

A smile a day keeps the doctor away! But not the pedophiles.... Oh god not the pedophiles...

Comments

SpaceRaptor 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:27

A smile a day keeps the doctor away! But not the pedophiles.... Oh god not the pedophiles...

Stephy94 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:27

Turn your frown upside down! That's a smile; not an upside down frown!

saxybandgeek 14

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:28

I know a lady who looks like she's frowning ALL the time. I'm pretty sure it's just the way her face is though

cieloalicia 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:55

Does this lady happen to be Kristen Stewart?

NorwegianViking 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:30

I know the feeling...

Kkkdawg 27

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:31

Ugh, I get this ALL the time. I always look like I'm frowning and everyone always comments. It's the natural way my face is. I think it's weird when people smile all the time. I understand your pain, op.

CookieLovesBoo 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:33

Same here . * you look sad what's wrong * :/

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 14:24

I think I'd rather everyone think I was sad or mad than think I look tired or drugged out. I have very thin pale skin under my eyes which causes purple circles under them constantly. I get "You look tired!" at least once a day.

xninix_fml 36

Thursday 25 July 2013 20:09

same here to me too, i often get asked "what's wrong" because supposedly i always looked pissed off or sad yet when people actually get to know me i am a very friendly person.

Msraina 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:50

I'm the same way. If I'm not thinking about how my expression looks, I look like I'm on the verge of tears. Even my closest friends, who know this about me, will sometimes ask if I'm ok. You just get used to it.

ILoveMyArm 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:57

Turn that frown upside down, or not...

ILoveMyArm 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 13:01

Did he then ask "why the long face?" and then offer your some sugarcubes and hay?

Trentger 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 13:02

Ouch...

mbuck87 19

Thursday 25 July 2013 13:07

Bitchy resting face. YouTube it

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

Keywords

Awkward Love My ex Jealousy Friends AITA Health Embarrassing Poopoo peepee Sports Proposal Annoying Snow Cold weather Cheating Money Relatable Work DIY Kids Parenting Accident Parents Medication ADHD Weather Miscellaneous Relationship advice Am I overreacting? Weird

The Top

Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 966

You deserved it 29 847

Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 670

You deserved it 4 364

The Top

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 883

You deserved it 130

Today, my 7 year-old daughter was counting all the money she made over the weekend from her lemonade stand. She made sixty dollars and said now she has more money than I do. She's right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 003

You deserved it 209

Today, my younger sister saw one of my friends "sack tap" me, and randomly did it to me herself as I walked past her. She doesn't get why it's "funny" when my friend does it but not as funny when she does it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 156

You deserved it 523

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 772

You deserved it 6 908

Today, I got another in a year-long string of threatening letters about my late mother's credit card bill. I've called the credit company repeatedly to settle the account, but they won't talk to me because I'm not authorized to access it. Hope they have a Ouija board. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 995

You deserved it 494

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 989

You deserved it 3 873