Work: Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed... - FML

By anon - 25/07/2013 04:44 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed because of how I look most of the time. This is just my facial expression. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 21:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

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By bu09 - 07/03/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

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Smile like you mean it

By sad - 24/08/2021 08:01

Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML

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Miserable

By myworstday - 05/04/2016 01:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML

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Awkward pause

By crazyclumzy - 04/02/2010 05:05 - Canada

Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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Face it

By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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CookieLovesBoo 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:15

Some people always get this . They either always think your mad or upset .

SpaceRaptor 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 12:27

A smile a day keeps the doctor away! But not the pedophiles.... Oh god not the pedophiles...

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marcranger 28

Thursday 25 July 2013 17:45

Embrace what you have naturally, OP! I spent years cultivating my bitchface so annoying strangers would stop telling me their life stories in grocery store lines. Even though I now look perpetually pissed, I'm 75% happier than I used to be!

MistsMoon 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 17:50

I get that sometimes. My advice would be to seriously do something about it.

ambitiousnygrl 17

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:15

I always get that. Only it's "Why are you so worried/anxious?" and I'm not. It's just my body language, I guess. Not much either of us can do about it, unfortunately :(

merik225 14

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:16

You still have more facial expressions than Kristin Stewart OP. :)

VampireBiter 7

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:22

Smile more, because this is the same for me. I have a strong chin and a hardy face that not everyone would find to be the most enthusiastic. There are a few moments my Co-workers have found me deep in the thought of food or bored and they think I'm angry or frustrated or something, but it's just my normal face. That said, I'm usually laughing or smiling (not on purpose) when people talk to me and they don't notice my 'scary' face. Put a little smile in your life op, you'll be happier and this kinda thing won't happen.

am177037 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:28

People ask me why I'm always mad for the same reason.

mollyjynxjax 28

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:49

Reminds me of the bitchy resting face video from YouTube!

GoArmy6624 7

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:57

Are you grumpy cat?

jannatanelle 5

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:21

this is known as Bitchy Resting Face com'on ppl YouTube it and cheer up

olivia_1010 4

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:28

Got the Kristen Stewart look

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