Miscellaneous: Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging...

By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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By Myorafield - 26/10/2016 06:42 - Australia - Glenwood

Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Saturday 28 January 2012 0:46

Poke holes in her condoms.

whiterabbit420 4

Saturday 28 January 2012 0:44

You'll age better than a more busty woman, don't worry about it OP.

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JCARB 2

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:23

Love em small and perky

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:57

53- I'm sorry, I don't agree with your comment that her boyfriend would like her better if she had larger breasts. He might have noticed her differently when they first met perhaps, but I'm quite sure they aren't still together solely for sexual appeal. Maybe Larentiah's boyfriend likes her as a person and not just a sex toy? I've never liked any of my past girlfriends more or less based on their bust. And if my wife got implants, it wouldn't change how I felt about her.

perdix 29

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:58

She shouldn't have laughed at your bra. Isn't there a Woman Code that says: Bras before ha's?

wittygirl 8

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:06

All breasts are beautiful, especially to whoever falls for you. You have small breasts be proud of it and own up to your body being beautiful because it's yours.

Shayton 12

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:20

I'm guessing you don't get laid much?

allonblack 4

Saturday 28 January 2012 8:23

What the **** is wrong with you?

Ugi 26

Monday 30 January 2012 12:04

I'm guessing nobody likes you 101.

nvo 6

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:26

No worries - small boobs can be very sexy. Gravity and time will work against the other girl... ;-)

arvale8802 1

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:17

Classy big shot models have small breasts :)

MissBBGoodGirl 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:43

You're not alone! 34A...A as in Adorable! Only downside is nobody ever believing I'm 21, so again OP you're not alone! Embrace it!

MsMindblowing 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:43

wow what a dick. if you really think that her having bigger breasts would make her bf like her more then you have some serious issues.

monkey123celi 5

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:46

There is nothing wrong with small boobs. I am a B and proud of them. Like I tell my Tia, cousin and friends who are a D and DD and make fun of me, "Atleast when I am old, my boobs won't be touching the ground!" :)