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aand how old are you exactly?
You are NEVER too old to trick-or-treat.
After the first 3 houses, you should have just walked 3 blocks in any direction and trick or treat there. That should be far enough from your neighbor.
If you can't stop him this is what you do: 1. Get really mad and go home (crying is optional) 2. Go to University and become a Dentist 3. Patiently wait until your neighbour comes to see you because his teeth are bad from too much candy, while never forgetting what he did! 4. Hypocritically welcome him with a smile, gas the ****, and.....bob's you uncle. You have the power (and your neighbours' balls) in your hands! Would be longer to wait this way, but the outcome could be sweeter than any candy!
Well. I think since you didn't get your treat you should trick your doppleganger neighbor. Takes a little preperation but go to his/her house, dig a hole in their walkway, cover it up and that way when they come home from trick or treating and fall into the hole you can ransom their candy for the rope to get out. Then when they give you the candy you can egg them and not give them the rope. Thats when you tell them that is what happens when you steal my candy! ;-)
You poor thing
Go to another neighborhood. Problem solved. (-;
I believe 13/14 is way too old but the little kiddies on FML seem to disagree. Thumb me down. I still think it no matter what anyone says. Dressing up to go to a party, yes. Begging for candy, no no.
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Put (fake) blood on your self and say you killed your evil twin.
Go two houses ahead of him? No, I see the obvious solution here: you're going to have to murder your neighbor.