Work: Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML

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By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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Quite the catch

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML

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Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:35

You found the gold! You should be proud!

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Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:34

That's pretty disgusting, yo.

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Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:54

Ever heard of a bathroom stall? It's a place in the bathroom with no windows so people can't see you. YDI.

Rinat_fml 26

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:55

That definitely doesn't sound normal...

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Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:58

Good thing I already gave up on eating corn flakes. Thank the lord!

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:00

It's Allergy Season in Texas, I guess everyone's going out to their cars to "clean house," so to speak. You probably made your boss jealous by gloating over your bounty when all he could dig out were some little dried snot crumbs.