By salmone - 16/05/2014 01:03 - Australia - Spotswood

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Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML
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Follow Up: it is a national test, so he couldn't go to the bathroom, and I couldn't disrupt the test by speaking. I stood nearby and cleared my throat loudly, that seemed to work, and he emerged from his jumper (sweater) fairly quickly. I would say given that all he wrote on the test was his name, he probably did not do very well. Finally, there are some very nasty, judgemental people on here. Perhaps you should try to live a little more kindly and gently.

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m22100 14

I don't get how it seemed like a good idea to him.

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Wuff 6

You can just feel the awkwardness...

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Must be related to the guy who jacked off at the restaurant during their anniversary

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91hayek 31

That's what I'm thinking as well. Like father, like son haha.

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ravens42 8

Did you say something ?

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kalbrek009 20

Did you stop him, or did you just assume that the noise he was making wouldn't distract the rest of the class?

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thatsbs123 12

When I was in middle school the guy next to me did that during class... Then would smell his fingers. As if I couldn't tell?

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ZombieGirl95 13

who does this in class? like why not wait?

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lina21 12

Did you confront him? Super awkward . If his whole desk is the only thing making noise.....he has called himself out

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SuperStormCindy 8

Trashy andbdisgusting. I'm sorry that you had to deal with it. But you kind of deserve it as well since the FML says nothing of you stopping him.

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Jinxsie 27

Doesn't say OP let it happen either.

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Bliepje 22

this happens more than u all would think

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