By Courtney - 12/11/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
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DocBastard 38

Next time try shaking the bottle violently into your hand rather than directly onto your head, dumbass.

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Comments

leogirl95 12

Your pic is just plain weird, man

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Skittlepickle 13

Yea. Banging the bottle against my head is how I open mine, too.

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SirSquishyPants 1

Bathing: Your doing it wrong. Only tools you need in real life for every situation, 1 pound sledge hammer and duct tape.

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boredblonde 17

It's okay, we all do it.

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ikickgingers 15

No, we really don't.

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boredblonde 17

Hmm, so you've never made a mistake in your life? You're perfect? All hail! Yeah...no sorry.

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ikickgingers 15

You can bow now... It's okay. I'll allow it. :D

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Ranimal 12

We all almost knock ourselves out with a shampoo bottle, no. We all make mistakes, yes. That would have been a more logical comment.

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flockz 19

it would pretty hard to knock yourself out cold in a shower becaise you know, showers are hot. sorry for captain obvious douchebag.

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leadman1989 15

You could have been seriously pruned... who knows how long you would have out? Not to good for the environment either.

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herponi 2

Add a smidge amount of water to the shampoo bottle to avoid half killing yourself in the future

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