By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando

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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
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cremyfrozentreat 11

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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gracehi 31

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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imagineapc 11

Next time I think you should try closing the door. I have two dogs...they are never allowed in the same room during sexy time!

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yourmofo 6

Next time close the door. It's always pets or people ruining sexy time. That's what locks are made of.

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KainMoogle 21

Locks are made of people ruining sexy time?

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

29, I love how you totally copied 25's comment, then proceed to get more thumbs up than her.

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ThePsyche 9

Is this the same guy that asked you for "permission to climax?"

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Sound like a catch to me! Lol

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amifaiyaz 12

well, he could have continued without covering your nose, feel lucky op.

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accursedvenom 1

why do girls always think its so easy for a guy to stop mid-bang? just be thankful you didnt smell it.

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