By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando

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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
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cremyfrozentreat 11

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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gracehi 31

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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RaulGarcia30 10

He's a keeper hopefully you two still got the job done

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

I was literally like O.o

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jcrb 11

really babe, i didn't think you would mind.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

Well, at least he was considerate enough to cover your nose. He could have just kept going, ignoring the smell.

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Thatguy334 7

I'm thinking that's kinda epic

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