By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando

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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
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cremyfrozentreat 11

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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gracehi 31

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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alb1414 2

Most awesome! Next time / you blow 1 and shove a nanner up his ass. : )

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badbitchesonly 2

I like his style.

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gregnc_fml 18

At first I thought you were going to say they joined in action!

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allisadawn91 8

Haha! So awesome

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yusaku02 20

and the problem is? Sounds like a nice boyfriend.

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Jennielee 6

Relax, just kick the dog off the bed and keep going. This kind of stuff happens when you're married too.

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Sillydeadperson 17

What a sacrifice!

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