Miscellaneous: Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have...

By Eisenhorn - 10/06/2015 17:55 - United States

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By Karen - 21/05/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML

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By Brain_fart - 18/09/2017 05:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33

Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML

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By ratqueen - 25/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I discovered that catching fewer mice in the traps I'd put out doesn't mean my pest problem is getting resolved. It means that rats have moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML

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Irrational fears

By emelie000 - 29/07/2022 14:00

Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML

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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00

Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML

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kbsimmer 14

Thursday 11 June 2015 8:59

If you don't take care of that problem it'll just come back to bite you in the end

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Thursday 11 June 2015 9:01

Sounds to me a little like how The old lady who swallowed a fly story goes. Who knows what's coming in next.

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CaptainBlack 18

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:37

time to invest in some eagles

maemismile 22

Saturday 13 June 2015 8:00

There is just so much NOPE in that house. The second a spider showed up, that house would be burning down asap.

JayVicious 20

Sunday 14 June 2015 21:51

might i suggest king snakes?

Jader1225 0

Friday 3 July 2015 21:00

Ahhhhhhh! Time to burn the house down.

Xkillz302 10

Thursday 30 July 2015 16:02

Damn nature you scary!

Kharn8 2

Wednesday 29 June 2016 23:42

Snake repellents may help you, great name op

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