By Anonymous - 03/05/2015 05:58 - Finland

Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML
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Welshite 39

Chocolate covered coffee beans are your friend. Tell your boss they are chocolate covered raisins, and you'll be left alone. No one sane likes raisins.

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magickiss87 22

No coffee for me = hell for anyone around me and major migraines! I know what you felt! Try working on taking a little less coffee each day. It's true, caffeine can get addicting! Good luck, Op!

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Eloxia 7

Caffeine is a drug and is actually one of the most addictive substances. Also your withdrawal symptoms will be worse at times when you regularly have your caffeine. Such as your morning coffee or a soda during lunch/dinner. Best thing is to drink a ton of water and prepare for the headaches.

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Astrum14 24

Caffeine is nowhere near the levels of addicting as anything else considered a drug. That's a load of shit.

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badgercheese94 16

That is NOT healthy. You shouldn't be so dependant on ANY substance.

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DoomedGemini 37

If he wants to ban caffeine he would have to ban a LOT of things. Tea, coffee, soda, even some medicine.

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barlos88 19

Caffeine ain't no drug, you ever suck a dick for java?

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Zebediabolical 39

You know you can buy caffeine pills ridiculously cheap at pretty much every pharmacy in north america right? What's your boss gonna do, make you tell him what meds you're on?

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Zebediabolical 39

I probably should have looked to make sure OP was in north america first. But I'm pretty sure they're a global thing.

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brycemash 9

I like coffee I like tea. I like caffeine and caffeine likes me!

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Aniki_Sohma 20

Switch to tea, it usually is more potent and in my opinion tastes better. Or you could always just say **** him and drink your coffee like most people would.

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Drosophila82 18

I think your boss is having financial problems. Otherwise the Dumbass should know by now that coffee is the only nootropic that helps middle aged individuals operate while working for a brain dead moron like him!

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ally8 21

Oh please, it's not ice or heroin. Get a mocha and say it's a hot choc or something

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blackonblight 32

Well, caffeine is a drug, and addictive. It's just a socially acceptable drug addiction that a significant portion of the population lives with. I can't stand coffee, but if you took away my tea and sodas, I would be even more of a zombie than I already am.

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