By I don't want to be here anymore - 03/11/2014 21:16 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML
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dying_to_know 25

Sounds like me with my math teacher... I feel your pain.

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bigdfootball97 24

Taking "break a leg" to a whole new level…

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an3ph 20

You don't happen to work in theater, do you?

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rapunzel3416 28

I sometimes think it would be awesome to get in a car accident so I wouldn't have to go to school; especially during finals week.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Until you die in said car accident. :/

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volcanes_jovenes 6

#30, I don't think they meant that in a suicidal way but more in an "I would do anything to avoid having to go to school because it sucks" way. I've felt that way plenty of times, bout about school and work.

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rapunzel3416 28

Exactly 42! I'm definitely not suicidal just really don't want to go to school sometimes.

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mishwarner 14

Haha my friend & I contemplate what it would take before we would literally poke ourselves in the eye & risk blindness just to get away!

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worldclassrager 39

Desperate much? Find a new job then you don't have to make up an excuse

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corporatescoundr 25

I have a manager that makes me feel like that. But I just ignore him. It really pisses him off but he can't do anything if I'm doing my job. Try it if you can OP

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Slothman102 11

Pretty sure if you broke your leg you'd get to stay home for more than one day. So at least there's that.

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vikky538 28

leg break...I would have never thought of that to skip a work day..sorry OP..if its not worth it tell your boss on face and get a new job...

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bpickett18 16

Wow. I've been thinking that exact thought for the past two weeks. I even offered my brother $20 to break them.

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