Transportation: Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up...

By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 013

You deserved it 11 830

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By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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Frozen

By Good_old_Grim - 23/02/2010 07:56 - Latvia

Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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You deserved it 6 894

By snowman - 13/11/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML

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You deserved it 8 814

iEmily 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:16

Just clean the snow out and do something to her car. Your life isn't ******.

mpclaw 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:54

I would rather have two feet of snow in my car rather than her!

Comments

SodapopCurtisGal 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:42

Melted snow?...You mean water?

The_DOOD 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:44

I say turn your cheek and do the opposite. light her car on fire.

blazingman311 1

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:44

Holy shit! Molten snow? Surely not... HYDROXYLIC ACID!!!

Montacita 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:57

So this chick is single now…Can I get her phone number.

Nic_hole 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:26

ohhhh damnnnn

LOLomgWTF 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:27

Wow what a psycho! Do the same with her car cuz isn't it snowing until late tonight? I'm in NoVA

babybubz 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:31

LOL.. you're lucky that's all she did. it could've been worse.

mzhonesty 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:35

Do the Mountain Dew trick: Piss in a Mountain Dew bottle and pour it all over her car seats. :D

go_rangers 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:37

weird, 'cause i'm stuck in the same storm and there's not 2 and a half feet of snow yet. The part that doesn't make sense to me is why you didn't drive your car home after breaking up with her... at which point you would've realized that your windows were down. Seriously... did you break up with her then sleep with her? And not notice when she took your keys, went outside, and came back 30 seconds later?

cornsnake 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:50

43 he never said that he had to drive. his girlfriend could have been visiting his house. also keys are small so she could take them without someone noticing and roll down the windows at night.

go_rangers 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:01

Hmmm true, I don't know why I didn't consider that she could've come to his house. I guess I've just never invited someone over to break up with them heh. I'll blame it on it being early.

MF12 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:57

there's a lot of room in virginia and some areas could b e getting more snow

newsgit 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:42

20 inches and counting right now...

Mewtwo_fml 1

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:08

Willful destruction or property - sue her or her family. Get everything you can out of the bitch. If that isn't possible, find out what she treasures most and destroy it.