By Inkabadger - 20/11/2009 18:41 - Canada

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Today, since we hadn't been romantic for a long time, I shaved, took a bath, cut my hair and snuggled up to my husband in bed. He got up, went to the computer, masturbated to porn, came back to bed and asked me what was for breakfast. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

He thinks **** is better than you... Time to step up your game. Throw in a strap-on, some Furbies, and maybe even a spaghetti strainer.

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perdix 29

Face it, it's over. You don't have a husband, you have a roommate. You need to go find some hot **** elsewhere, because your husband has forfeited his claim to your vajayjay. Your moment of truth will come when you walk in on him jerking of to **** and point at the horse **** on the screen and say, "My boyfriend's dick is even bigger."

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pao0720 7

I agree that it was rude of him to leave you and go do that but it's your own fault for being nasty and not shaving unless u want sex. You strike me as the kind of woman that doesn't shave her legs if it's winter. Seriously u should be looking good for ur husband all the time, that way he wouldn't have to resort to ****.

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Paksenarrion 24

Maybe her husband doesn't mind if she doesn't shave her legs all the time. Maybe he doesn't keep himself fully groomed all the time either. For all we know one or both of them was recently away or sick and unable to keep up on such extras and she decided to be extra sexy this time. Everyone needs to move away from that particular line, that isn't the issue. The problem is that her husband has turned to **** instead of his wife. If she wasn't doing her part for so long he should have taken up his role of the other half and said something.

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PicklesMcRaptor 0

I'll pay attention to you :3

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alontiona 19

You should have pointed down and said: "there's your breakfast. Get to eating."

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gracevet88 0

U let ur husband watch ****?

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SquidBillyBebe 2

that's ******* terrible. I would feel so bad about myself. :/

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Labyrinth13 20

That is beyond messed up of him to do. I'm sorry your husband is such a prick.

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Cathrin 26

I would have told him to make his own breakfast. If he can please himself, he can feed himself.

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westcody 8

He probably got tired of you turning him down or not being available. After enough of this, he stopped trying. Be more direct because he probably assumes that just like every other night, you just want to cuddle

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