Miscellaneous: Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought...

By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Thin blue line

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

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PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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By EpicFailTime - 22/02/2011 02:21

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

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AaronTkr 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

grandma knows how to party!

twinny_sc 13

Monday 8 August 2011 8:52

"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."

Comments

sourgirl101 28

Monday 8 August 2011 9:21

Birthday sex for granny? I bet your grandmother was hoping those cops were secretly male strippers! (: God bless her for another year!

ohthebloodygore 16

Monday 8 August 2011 9:49

SG, I just visualised that. Thank you. :p

sourgirl101 28

Monday 8 August 2011 10:02

Precious, the male stripper part, right? Lol

ohthebloodygore 16

Monday 8 August 2011 10:07

SG, that's if she didn't already have male strippers!

kwchambers92 10

Monday 8 August 2011 10:14

what's sg mean?

kwchambers92 10

Monday 8 August 2011 10:38

Sourgirl...got it. I figured everyone used numbers to direct their comments. I apologize for my outburst. Will put two and two together next time

ohthebloodygore 16

Monday 8 August 2011 10:44

51, I use numbers for the most part, but SG is easier and she calls me by my name.

kwchambers92 10

Monday 8 August 2011 10:48

Makes sense. I see an abbreviation and automatically assume it's a new acronym, considering that there's like, 100 new ones everyday. I try as little as I can to learn them

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 8 August 2011 9:23

Granny likes to hear them subs hit

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 8 August 2011 9:24

**** quiet turn up them subs until the neighbors windows shake cause that's how granny rolls.

woopdattrick 5

Monday 8 August 2011 9:27

Gilf.

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 8 August 2011 9:29

Your grandma is freakin' awesome.

kelsey_katie 17

Monday 8 August 2011 9:33

You grandma knows what's up(:

jazzybaby179 22

Monday 8 August 2011 9:40

Damn I wish my grandma was a Party animal :|

0pt1mus 6

Monday 8 August 2011 11:04

She is. Me and he party all the time ;)

jazzybaby179 22

Monday 8 August 2011 19:20

D: oh my

MariJ82 14

Monday 8 August 2011 9:40

Sounds like it got out of control!! Those seniors can be a rowdy bunch!! ;)

NashyzzleTheN 10

Monday 8 August 2011 9:41

Grandmothers are insane sometimes. Soft on the outside but inside.. Oh heeeelll no don't mess with that!

coolp3rson 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:46

Post this? to 16 videos in? 30? minutes and promise your self to never listen to these? kind of comments or make one up. But this one is? real.If you don't? post this, a boy with? no head or legs will show? up in? ur room at midnight kill? you. Everyone? will forget u. start? posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading? this. yes I do hate these? coment