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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

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By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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By EpicFailTime - 22/02/2011 02:21

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

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AaronTkr 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

grandma knows how to party!

twinny_sc 13

Monday 8 August 2011 8:52

"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."

Comments

birdfreak 24

Monday 8 August 2011 8:55

Arabic people know how to party no matter how matronly or "nun" like they look I would know happy birthday to grammy

kwchambers92 10

Monday 8 August 2011 10:34

what the hell do the Apus have too do with anything?

birdfreak 24

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:32

Idk that's what I think of when people say party

kwchambers92 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:05

Well the good news is that even a blind squirrel is right twice a day, bad news, you think of Arabs when you think of a party. how about all the good ones you've been too minus the aladin squad and their magic carpets

StuuPididiot 4

Monday 8 August 2011 8:56

should have asked the coppers to talk to her, being the older parent of the group!

omgcookeys 15

Monday 8 August 2011 8:57

Oh granny... She sure know how to party! :)

MightyKat 11

Monday 8 August 2011 8:59

I moderated this one! :D

Stylin_Since_97 10

Monday 8 August 2011 9:04

She must secretly be a member of the Party Rock Crew.

dreawlkr523 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:52

I knew she dressed funny..

LissaLova_fml 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:06

wow. must be some amazing partyy!! can't wait til I'm 86

jessthebest3 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:11

Bet that was fun.

midnightsky1 3

Monday 8 August 2011 9:14

Nice..

levijase 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:19

Lmao Good Job, you taught her well

longhorns1050 3

Monday 8 August 2011 10:46

Or grandma has taught him well! Haha

xlorawrz 9

Monday 8 August 2011 9:19

From the format of your story, I can't tell whether you should be grateful you have such an awesome grandma, or that your neighbours need to keep their pants on and sit the **** down.