By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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wowhoopla 0

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

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theman34 0

give the man his cookies

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DarkJoy_fml 5

I don't blame him. Cookies are always better when you're wasted......especially if they are obtained by breaking into another person's house :)

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JazzProphet 0

THAT"S AWESOME!! I wish someone would break into my house and ask for cookies. Too bad I don't have any cookies... But if someone broke into a house and only asked for cookies I doubt they're very dangerous.

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Devinfop 0

Dude thats not even bad lol just funny

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Simply_J 0

...and the crackhead asked for milk!

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sdyzhp 0

If you were man,you should **** them one by one.

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mineymo 0

I don't really see how this is a FML. I mean, aren't you glad all he wanted were cookies?

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rooskieroo 0

haha..i agree this is not an fml...this is just some funny shit! i would have given him a cookie and a beer and sent him on his way.

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mandisaur 0

why would you give him a beer? he's already drunk.

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stewie1744 0

bec it would be funnier than shit to see a wasted dude walkin down the street munching on some cookies lmao

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