By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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wowhoopla 0

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

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theman34 0

give the man his cookies

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gumdropofjoy 0

This made me laugh for about 20 minutes. Oh wow...

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whataloadofbull 0

that makes you a dumbass cuz it took the rest of us about 30 seconds to get over it

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iGreen_Day 0

Someone broke into their house. We might be finding this funny now but it would have been scary at the time Get over yourself, kmt

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JoshTheMaggot 8

omg cookies are so beast. did you atleast give him one. you know what they say, Oreos crooks favorite cookies.

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JoshTheMaggot 8

give him a cookie then. you know what they say, Oreos crooks favorite cookies

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girlygirl666 0

@ Nikki Hahaha, that's what I'm screaming!

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24788 6

Cookie Monster really fell off after rehab.

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Acuvue 0

How the hell is this an FML? It's more of an "I'm the luckiest SOB in the world"

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partymandy 0

yeah... this was dumb.

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Abonnent 0

A is for Alcohol B is for Brownies, why did he get the munchies of them? C is for Cookies! Mouhahahaha

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sonic19951 6

C is for cookies, thats good enough for me. No need for the rest of the letters.

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alexandraa_fml 0

Hopefully your response wasn't 'Oh no,' Or else you now have a huge whole in your wall. OHH YEAH!

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Tigg3r 3

then you would here a howl outside "Coooookie Crisp!!!!"

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apoll 0

21 and 100 are my heroes

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