By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

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theman34 0

give the man his cookies

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yeahaveragelife 0

FYl if you gave him the cookies, 'cause now you have less cookies than before. I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS ENDS.

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FMLfan23 0

This is not an FML . He'd have to want your flat screen or something expenuse for an FML this is Americas funniest home videos. I laughed for like 5 minutes!! :)

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xenomorph 0

He must have been stoned, not drunk, if he wanted cookies. Yes, the effects are very different, but it's possible for another person to confuse them.

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Craig92EIRE 0

i mean i want some cookies....but im pretty sure everyone else wants some too. am i right?

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Cookie_Mucher213 0

HAHAHAA omg thats so funny cause iw as talkign to my friends the other day how i wanted to break into a house with a knife and when they asked what i wanted i would say "cookies" hahahaha so this sounds like something i would totally do!!! xD

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