Transportation: Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for...

By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 06:00

Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 16:52 - United States

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By notyourparkingspot - 25/05/2017 16:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, a guy who lives in my condo complex threatened to take my husband and me to small claims court. Why? He was mad about the $300 fine to get his truck back after it was towed, because he was parked in our spot. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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jeezburger12 10

Sunday 5 February 2012 15:52

I just hate stupid people...

Lady98K 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 15:54

Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 5 February 2012 17:53

Exactly So OP should let him sue, maybe even encourage him.. then watch the case fall flat on its ass!! Then laugh at him.

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 5 February 2012 17:58

So say "you pussy, you don't have the balls to sue me". Keep taunting him till he goes for it - then offer to call the police for him so they can write a report. Keep the lunatic agitated until the police show up, then instantly calm down. The cop will see one crazy person foaming at the mouth, and you. Sane and sober. Then see who sues who.

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:07

Only in USA you say? ......Pitty! If only that could happen in Canada. Since driving for 26 years I've scrapped A jeep (turned out to be a cops car, it was dark okay and I had a large van) backed into a snow bank and bumped a truck. Of course I seen it was a truck, when the snow fell off it! and backed into a smart car I could not see. Bugger was so close behind my high truck I never thought there was room for a vehicle. So, I could have sued them for being parked?! Wow I always thought it was the moving vehicle that was at fault? Good luck OP!

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:10

I was being sarcastic! Of course it's the drivers fault for hitting a parked car!!! It's just funny how a lot of people in the states try and sue and threaten to sue! I guess I watch too much American tv.

hellokittie 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:15

Tell him "Go ahead" and at court let him feel VERY STUPID

ccspanthers89 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:16

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

Clamcreepy 7

Sunday 5 February 2012 20:16

killing your self is always an option...

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:19

Shoulda parked in the parkway

fatalwish 6

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:30

Counter sue on the basis of stupidity xD

Elijah69 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:54

You shoulda railed his ass HARD for being a GOD DAMN MORON.

nibzbreazy 2

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:59

Desperate times call for desperate measures lmao

kira74 6

Sunday 5 February 2012 19:07

YDI for parking in the driveway. Everyone knows you're supposed to park on the roof now!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 5 February 2012 19:42

...and then you got millions of morons suing the construction company that build their homes for "not reinforcing their flimsy roofs for their cars". But go ahead, make yourself look more stupid and slowly ruin the country with stupidity...