By 404: sense not found - 08/06/2014 18:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML
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qwtf 14

Perverts like him should be locked up. What a disgrace to the male gender. Sorry OP

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Emmy2086 9

You let a dude slap your ass and just walk away??? lame-.-

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badluckalex 23

I think it was punishment enough to find out that he slapped a mans ass. Though, I still would have done something about it - especially if he got in my face blaming me like an idiot

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2i1337i2iscore 13

And tolerance is never overrated. No one uses the guise of tolerance as an excuse for having no confrontational spine!

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mkcherry 14

If someone grabbed your genitals or behind Im sure you'd feel differently. Im not a violent person but I cant think of what other reaction public groping should illicit. If they get away with it long enough, without anyone fighting back, most offenders move on to assault/sexual assault/rape.

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dmcd_39 14

Bite him scratch him and pull his hair

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dmcd_39 14

What are you on about retard

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llamaslikesoda 21

That sounds so awkward... FYL

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Respect101 17

That dude looks like a lady! I think Steven Tyler had the same issue and thus the song was made!

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purbur 9

I don't know if that pun was on purpose, but you have the best one out of all of these

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ohSNAPyall 26

#78 Baby, maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right! That's right

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FrancesShiver 20

Maybe you're one of the lovely guys who gets why we need feminism

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DeeDeeJay 15

I think he's too embarrassed that he slapped a guys ass, so he's blaming you instead.

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PotatoPal 11

He should be embarrassed and ashamed for slapping ANYONE'S ass.

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therealjc_fml 14

Shouldn't he have his own FML on here shortly?

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toesparkle 13

"Today, I slapped some hot bitch's ass on the street, then, when I have her my "come get some" smile, she turned into a dude. WTF, I'm not gay, man! FML"

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DanielleinDC 33

And that would be the easiest YDI in the world. Mr. Street Harasser should learn to keep his freaking hands to himself. By the way, OP, please don't call creeps like this pigs; it insults actual pigs.

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