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Divorce, the ultimate turn on

By Anonymous - 04/03/2022 00:00

Spicy

Today, I’m confused as hell. Since we got divorced, my ex-wife and I have had more sex in the last 6 months than our entire 5 year marriage. Since our split, we can’t keep our hands off each other, and I’m in a state of permanent confusion about our future relationship. FML

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Definitely maybe

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 00:00

Spicy

Today, my marriage is more or less over, as my wife is so career-obsessed that when I asked if we could spend some time together, she rolled her eyes and gave me permission to sleep with other women, since sex is all I think about. I didn’t ask for sex, just time together. Definitely over I think. FML

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By badass - 13/08/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

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A change is as good as rest

By Anonymous - 12/01/2024 10:00 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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By anon - 28/09/2015 03:27 - United States - Orange Park

Spicy

Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML

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Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Spicy

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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Living his best life

By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, it's been a few months ago since we finally got the divorce we’ve wanted for years. He seems to have forgotten our shared photo library as he just uploaded a bunch of photos of all his disgusting sexual exploits, including the threesome he always wanted. Meanwhile, I can’t get so much as a second date. FML

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The gift that keeps on giving

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, it's been a few weeks since I had my first sexual experience in 6 years following my divorce. It was with a woman I’ve known for years. We get on amazingly, more than me and my ex ever did. She’s sweet, sexy, funny, amazing in bed, and even likes Xbox. Unfortunately she also gave me Scabies. FML

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Messy

By Anonymous - 11/06/2023 06:00

Today, it's been a few years since after I married my soulmate, and two years since he found he had a daughter with his ex. The last two years have been spent in custody court. Our savings are drained by support payments, and our own pregnancy plans are on indefinite hold. I can’t take much more. I want a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2019 01:00

Spicy

Today, my wife served me with divorce papers that included an accusation that I haven’t given her a decent orgasm since 1996. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 March 2022 1:29

You're **** buddies. That should clear up the confusion.

cacheson 41

Friday 4 March 2022 0:49

Sounds like you’re better suited to FWBs than spouses (or spice as I like to call it lol)

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cacheson 41

Friday 4 March 2022 0:49

Sounds like you’re better suited to FWBs than spouses (or spice as I like to call it lol)

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 March 2022 1:29

You're **** buddies. That should clear up the confusion.

leogs23 24

Friday 4 March 2022 8:20

Unfortunately marriage can ruin a relationship

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