By 404: sense not found - 08/06/2014 18:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML
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You deserved it 7 342

Same thing different taste

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Perverts like him should be locked up. What a disgrace to the male gender. Sorry OP

Comments

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Oh God though seriously. I just can't wrap my head around what a jerk this guy is. I don't know which part bugs me the most. The fact that he's one of those guys who thinks it's okay to just grope women in the street (aka a possible sex offender), or the fact that, upon realizing his mistake, accused OP of 'tricking' him. Like yeah, random strangers in the street are all out to get him. OP TOTALLY wanted to trick you into harassing him, you poor little victimized shit. I hope that the next person who 'tricks' that guy is a cop or something, male or female. If this occasion doesn't teach him to keep his hands to himself, that certainly will. Sorry, rant over. Just had to get that off my chest because this kind of thing really bugs me.

He's not a possible sex offender, he IS a sex offender. Groping random women is sexual harassment.

upallnight11 19

What a disgusting pervert. Men like that don't have any respect for women at all. How would he feel if it was his sister or mother that was being groped by a random stranger on the street. It really amazes me that he actually thought it was okay to slap someones ass without consent.

rocker_chick23 27

I wouldn't be surprised if the pervert slaps a woman's ass and gets pepper sprayed by her.

Sadly men shouldn't have to imagine the possibility of a woman having some kind of relationship to another man to convince him to not harass her. The fact that she is a living human being with feelings should be enough to invoke enough empathy to not assault her

too funny, but at least you know you have a great ass.

sunnymanutd 8

I feel sorry for you. But can't people see difference between man and woman from behind by DRESS and HAIR or walking style..!!??? Maybe you were trying to look like woman.. Learn from this and change it dude.. If not he is just a big pervert.

Wait so you're telling OP to change so nobody will grope him? OP can dress or look however he wants. Nobody as a right to touch anybody without their consent.

rocker_chick23 27

Let me guess #65, you also blame rape victims on what she was wearing, am I right?

So if the man had slapped his ass knowing he was a guy, it would have been okay? How about no. No one should touch anyone else without their permission, regardless of how they're dressed or what they look like. It's not on the OP to ~change how they look~ to avoid being sexually harassed.

'Try to not look like a woman' is basically the same as teaching women to not get raped. And when teached to not get raped, you basically get teached to have the rapist shift his attention from you to another woman. You're just saying 'Don't pick me, pick someone else!' How's that going to solve things?! 'Try to not look like a woman' is insulting, like for just being a woman provokes this kind of behaviour. You make it sound like it is normal for women to be harrassed and the worst part is, we expect it, we prepare for it every time we go out. We expect this kind of behaviour from every male stranger because we don't know if the guy is a normal human being or not. Of course not all men are harrassers, rapists or abusers. Of course not, but we don't know if they are because they don't have it tattoo'd on their forehead. We expect the worst to prepare ourselves and to protect ourselves. If the guy is a normal person, yaay! we met someone new, if he's not, we're not taken by surprise and can react quicker. 'Try to not look like a woman', yeah, I've had my hair cut short because I donated my hair to charity. I got rapethreaths because of my short hair, 'Oh you're a girl alright, how about I show you what happens between boys and girls?', 'Geez you look like a lesbian, I'll show you that you're not!'. 'Try to not look like a woman' isn't going to help. Sadly there are always going to be guys that feel entitled to any woman's body, attention or affection.

rocker_chick23 27

What does that have to do with this FML? Nothing

nattlecakes 19

That's what he gets for being a perv!

Who else imagined a real pig at first?

91hayek 31

Yeah, I imagined the pigs from Animal Farm, but I was like "I'm a normal person. I can't post that." You're weird and honest. I like that; don't change.

Thanks man! Haha you made my day :)

By the way you started that I thought you were a girl too!

yeah makes sense because not a lot if guys use the term pig.