Miscellaneous: Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street,...

By 404: sense not found - 08/06/2014 18:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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Public freakout time

By camzzz - 02/07/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML

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By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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Stay out of it

By feelsterrible - 09/08/2012 19:51 - United States - Duluth

Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML

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Thanks guys

By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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Gotta get that clout

By Anonymous - 15/09/2023 22:00

Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML

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qwtf 14

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:45

Perverts like him should be locked up. What a disgrace to the male gender. Sorry OP

Firedragoncody 7

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:47

You should have bitch slapped him.

Comments

pitapizzaparty 18

Monday 9 June 2014 6:22

Im sure u don't look like a chic and that guy was gay so he slapped your butt and to play it of like he hasn't came out of the closet yet

ranzan 7

Monday 9 June 2014 6:30

I hate guys who do that! I hope the next time that happens, would be a place where people aren't around, so I can beat him up to the ground and jump on him with my feet.

ibanghellokitty 8

Monday 9 June 2014 6:35

Sorry to hear op :(

anonymous1231 3

Monday 9 June 2014 6:55

You should have creeped him out and went along with it

DisabledSkeleton 8

Monday 9 June 2014 7:00

I would have turned and beat the shit out of him

JenniferNThomas 14

Monday 9 June 2014 7:18

That's.... Just... Yeah

Zaige310 12

Monday 9 June 2014 7:22

someone has been doing there daily squats

hanaabear 10

Monday 9 June 2014 8:06

F* your life!! the way women get treated by society is horrible! we cant wear shorts or tank tops without being stared at, or someone making sexual comments..so tired of bullshit we shouldn't have to hide our god created body...but yeah pigs like that should be locked up!!

SpamPam 18

Monday 9 June 2014 8:22

Sadly men will stare and harass regardless of what is being worn

mikaellikestacos 14

Monday 9 June 2014 8:16

This happened to me when I had long hair past my shoulders (growing to donate)

ScarlieC 25

Monday 9 June 2014 11:13

How good of you to let your hair grow to donate it! I donated my hair too, I was left with a short 'boyish' cut and still got sexual slurs and harrassment thrown my way.