Miscellaneous: Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my...

By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 15:05 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By J Rush - 21/03/2012 11:46 - United Kingdom - Welshpool

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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By imamess - 15/09/2014 21:37 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML

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One simple trick

By Keith87 - 07/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML

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You deserved it 439

uhhh_khakis 2

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:28

Switch their mayonaise with shampoo

MomentoMori 23

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:26

Fill their Oreos with toothpaste. Payback is a bitch.

Comments

SeriousJoker72 18

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:40

Well I hear mayonnaise is actually really good for softening hair so at least there's that right?

annarcheer 19

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:40

it prevents lice. just saying....

gemstone586 12

Tuesday 2 September 2014 3:19

it kills lice by smothering them. I don't think it will actually prevent them...

JuzReading 23

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:41

I hope you found out before it was too late.

bayy1432 14

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:51

Switch their shampoo out with Nair

minesbiggerr 25

Tuesday 2 September 2014 1:38

My friend are you sure your name isn't satan?

blueblu97 16

Tuesday 2 September 2014 1:03

At least it wasn't nair!

thatoneninjadude 14

Tuesday 2 September 2014 1:08

a little late there.

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 2 September 2014 1:23

It's a very good moisturizer! Thank them!

akvandervort 21

Tuesday 2 September 2014 1:27

Do you happen to have a goat?

GirasolNegro 22

Tuesday 2 September 2014 1:58

If you have dry hair, a mayo mask once in a while is actually good for it!

kerbear1232 16

Tuesday 2 September 2014 2:03

On the other hand, at least mayonnaise is good for your hair. My brother mixed pee into my shampoo when I was 13, that was quite the experience.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 2 September 2014 2:06

Mayo is actually very good for your hair...I would consider that a favor

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