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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30

Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML

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You deserved it 229

By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 724

You deserved it 357

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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You deserved it 56 004

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 234

And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"

By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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You deserved it 92

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 421

You deserved it 2 191

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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You deserved it 72 637

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 193

Introductions

By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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You deserved it 2 806

By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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You deserved it 1 098

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Top comments

Verst 16

Wednesday 17 December 2014 0:25

Hopefully this time you were able to get a license plate. EDIT: Well crap.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 17 December 2014 0:27

He doesn't need a new car unless it was completely totaled.

Comments

VIRUSBRAIN 5

Wednesday 17 December 2014 7:54

same thing happened to me but from the rear **** that's nasty....

amileah13 26

Wednesday 17 December 2014 9:14

That's terrible! I bet you were so frustrated with that happening. So sorry that happened, hopefully the other person will pay up or insurance will cover something!

melooters 11

Wednesday 17 December 2014 10:51

**** that bitch up

tediruxe 13

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:30

lol my brothers luck. had his car back less then a month from someone backing into him and it was stolen. they found it crashed and burnt inside. four days after that he crashed the rental. your life could be worse.

shit_fer_luck 8

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:39

Good lord! That's some really shitty luck right there!

LaurenRoxsU 9

Thursday 18 December 2014 1:43

Worst. Pep. Talk. Ever. I can't stop laughing. Not at the situation, of course. But just that you chose bad and worse.

Foxfire15 15

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:27

Wow, I had a girl do that to my car not a week after i got it back from the shop a few years back. Turns out that was her 4th accident in a month

Ethan_Blevins 12

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:40

I sure hope they worked out the situation with you! If not, hopefully you got their license plate down.

qnmt 9

Thursday 18 December 2014 6:17

Who did you hit, and why did you run?

justzofabulous 13

Friday 19 December 2014 0:44

Guys maybe this is the car the valet backed into from the post above.

porter1313 13

Wednesday 24 December 2014 8:20

This one kid at my school was hit on his bike by a car and didn't get a license plate.

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