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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30

Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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Verst 16

Wednesday 17 December 2014 0:25

Hopefully this time you were able to get a license plate. EDIT: Well crap.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 17 December 2014 0:27

He doesn't need a new car unless it was completely totaled.

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TheGolfGTI 24

Wednesday 17 December 2014 0:47

That sounds like a cartastrophe.

jenjen2633 17

Wednesday 17 December 2014 6:13

That pun might start the carpocalypse

ZachHatesPeople 22

Wednesday 17 December 2014 1:08

It could be worse. It could have been your fault each time.

prettyinpink4884 9

Wednesday 17 December 2014 1:12

Sounds like you're having a rough couple days OP :( hope it gets better!

kyrasrayne420 4

Wednesday 17 December 2014 1:21

oh shit fyl

tinman316 6

Wednesday 17 December 2014 1:21

People just don't pay attention to what they are doing.

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 17 December 2014 1:38

Some people are too stupid to drive. Here's a true story. This one lady carelessly merged into my lane almost hitting me. I had the urge to perform the PIT maneuver... I swear. The end.

captainsmegma 12

Wednesday 17 December 2014 1:38

Sounds like your car is an asshole magnet.

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 17 December 2014 2:05

Is your car invisible?

1947Chevy 17

Wednesday 17 December 2014 2:25

You need I have almost been hit many times people need to learn to drive. That's just bad luck

PokeyPorcupine 18

Wednesday 17 December 2014 2:37

Wow that's shit luck you got there.

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