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By nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By teinage - 02/05/2011 18:47 - Belgium

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 12:14 - Canada - Saint-laurent

Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML

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Spade606 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:55

At least you have good cooking skills

Jourjour 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:56

Cookie monster escaped again?

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Cjob 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:17

You must live on Sesame Street.

Life_sucks_13 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:18

They were hungry!

VeganVampyre 26

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:58

Love your pic! Are you an Ev fan too? =)

peoplearestupid7 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:20

hahahaha win:D

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:20

Must've been one of those crazy grandmas.

Bonghittinglover 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:26

You know chocolate chip cookies are amazing right?

Soloman212 28

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:29

No, they just like driving around with freshly baked cookies in their back seat to look at and admire.

hImAnAm3iZsUzi3 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:28

Spade606 said it lol

xxxmeisiejxxx 20

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:36

at least they are grateful :)

Feklfekl2222 32

Saturday 6 August 2011 18:09

They were full of grates?

OCDC 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 20:53

Was that honestly necessary? Or were you just (attempting) to troll?

Jarhead2700 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:38

maybe it was santa you know he cant resist freshly baked cookies. lol

lajaynay 15

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:40

You're aware that it's august right?

tona01 16

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:08

So? Santa does not die after christmas day and revive next year before christmas

haiu2323 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:48

They must have thought there might have been some "baked brownies" with those cookies too! lol

joanjett 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 16:51

Next time bake some poison cookies and leave them lying in your car. Muahahahaha.

123jade456 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:02

tsh lol

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