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By nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By teinage - 02/05/2011 18:47 - Belgium

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 12:14 - Canada - Saint-laurent

Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML

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Spade606 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:55

At least you have good cooking skills

Jourjour 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:56

Cookie monster escaped again?

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wilasmilexD 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:40

I agree ur life sucks.... But that's a total WIN xD

BVBpwns9998 0

Monday 8 August 2011 0:13

Well, the cookie monsters out of rehab. How he learned to pick locks, we shall never now.

fk123 0

Monday 8 August 2011 0:19

Better the cookies than your car

justbigbs 6

Monday 8 August 2011 0:34

on the bright side at least you gave them a reason to break in.... , now add cookies to your list of things not to leave it in the car.

zormy 1

Monday 8 August 2011 1:44

LMFAO ~ love the comments! sorry for your loss... could you bake me some cookies?? please. :)

guitardude728 9

Monday 8 August 2011 2:55

aaahhhh manners

m3gara52 0

Monday 8 August 2011 7:20

At least they said thank you, that makes it all better

waterpologurly 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:23

sounds yummy:) to me but I agree ur life sucks!!!

Mojo66930 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:23

Serves u rite 4 leving freshly baked in an unatended car thats like asking some crazy freak 2 enjoy the buffet but atleast they said thx and didnt take any valuble or important

linseybrooke 0

Monday 8 August 2011 9:59

At least they left a thank you note!

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