By nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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Spade606 6

At least you have good cooking skills

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Jourjour 0

Cookie monster escaped again?

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Comments

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Somebody call Sesame Street. Cookie Monster's out of rehab.

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genesisnirvana 11

They tried to make him go back to rehab, he said no-no-no

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abceasyas123abc 12

Nom-nom-nom?

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NecroParade 3

Honestly, can you blame them? Cookies are amazing. At least they were courteous about it. Thank you notes are rare these days.

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amazinemo578 4

finnaly a polite burgular :P

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leemurcat 5

The world would be a much better place if people were always thankful for the things they've stolen.

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perdix 29

They always say "Don't leave valuables in plain sight." To some of us, me included, freshly baked cookies are like gold or crack! If there were a beautiful naked woman in my bed wanting to make love to me and a plate of freshly baked cookies in the next room, I'd say, "Hold that thought -- do you wanna cookie?" By the way, if there were only one, I'd share it with her. I'm not crazy.

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TruthBeTold36 3

And if there was a glass of milk with the cookie to share... that's all the foreplay you need.

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hairguitarhero 5

I cried while reading this, perdix. Spoke right to my heart.

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jswizzle_ 6

At least they didn't trash the car or any thing.

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btown99909 0

make sure you leave a "your welcome" note for the next time they come back

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Soloman212 28

And some more fresh cookies, doused in cyanide.

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mk58 31

Sorry, I couldn't resist those delectable cookies. I'm going to follow your car around town now in case you leave more treats lying around.

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DeathBunny218 37

someone broke into my sisters car for a baby milk coupon and some empty CD cases the mind boggles O.o

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