Money: Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because...

By onedollar - 24/07/2010 21:56 - Venezuela

Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I'm very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML

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Sunday 25 July 2010 1:23

Next time ask for a rabbit's foot while throwing salt over your shoulder and walking under a ladder, all while a black cat crosses in front of you. On Friday the 13th. Superstition is for idiots who don't understand statistics.

immja 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:14

fail

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christa953 12

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:39

idiot

aardvarkish 16

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:43

Superstitious people are fun to **** with.

disturbed_girl29 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:50

you are an idiot- this made no ******* sense

imhowie 2

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:51

YDI because being superstitious shows you lack the ability for logical thought.

ndizzle 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 7:28

I was going to say something to this effect, as well. Superstition has no basis in reason whatsoever. There's a difference between reasonable and abjectly provable, but superstition doesn't even meet the reasonable standard.