By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML
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n_epic_fail 14

Curmudgeonly? You have some colorful vocabulary.

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MandyMeow_fml 18

And that's when you wait for him to return.. with a paintball gun

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minimig 0

Get a air charged automatic fun :)

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meanmachine888 0

Just shit on his front porch and maybe he will move. -Southpark

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TheHardwick3 7

I swear there's already an FML where someone did that

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JocelynKaulitz 28

13 - A very colorful vocabulary, a whole rainbow as a matter of fact.

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Gayrome 4

That's when you get your Bf to knock on his window at night...and show him the full moon! ;D And I'm not talkin' about that little one in the sky xD That...or get your BF to show him a teabag. And I'm not talking about the ones Tedley makes! XD

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n_epic_fail 14

So colorful I can almost taste the rainbow

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JocelynKaulitz 28

The taste of skittles…:)

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Angel1000168 16

HIDE YOU PRESENTS!!! HIDE YOUR CHRISTMAS TREEEE!!! And, um, maybe hide those reindeer. He seems to have taken a... liking... to them

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n_epic_fail 14

At least Santa's dignity is still intact.

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