By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML
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dcboyzs 1

We have reign deer in the median downtown where I live and people are always putting them in that position.

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ledzepp666 1

So well worded, touché :) goes to my favourites :)

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mike3775 35

I know I shouldn't laugh at this, but I did. Reminds me of stuff I used to do as a kid for fun. But seriously, relax and simply call the cops.

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hateevryone 14

what a scumbag! call the cops on his dumbass

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samanthatorres 13

Who calls someone a fuckball ? I think you'd have to be extremely angry to have that word combination blurt out of your mouth . Cuz it doesn't really make a whole lot of sense...

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o0malicecat0o 4

Both of those things happen to my neighbor every year and I'm very sorry about one of the billions of asses out there did that to your yard.

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DalekScythe 0

OP is does your neighbor have termites in his smile, and heart that's a rotten tomato with moldy purple spots, and a soul full of unwashed socks?

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grannygruber 6

Someone has a sense of humor! But FYL for having to clean up the crap.

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