By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML
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OfficeNinja 5

Reposition the dog turds to just outside the drivers side door of his car.

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katydid91 31

Just wrap the turds up and set them on the front porch!

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Christala 8

Stake out your yard from an upstairs window. When you see him trespass onto your property, shoot him in the face. Don't take that shit from some crusty old bastard.

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s1ckpup 0

Break into his house and smear shit all over the walls and interior

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Boots31 1

I laughed at the word "fuckball".

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Okayitwasme 0

You deserve it, and it's funny! All the crap people buy that now has to be store every year, is a waste of hard earned money! If you can't make money with it, it's a waste of money!

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kookylocka 0

How curmudgeonly of him to do that

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