Your full of shit. I heard this on the radio when they phone tapped someone.

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

This is bull *****. I heard this same thing on the radio yesterday when they phone tapped someone.

Get a video camera that can see your whole yard then when you get the evidence its him call the cops for trespassing.

I can see where this is going: Next time he's going to blend his two modes of vandalism. You'll wake up one morning finding reindeer with Dirty Sanchezes, Cleveland Steamers, Boston Pancakes, Alaskan Piplelines and Alabama Hot Pockets. Maybe you'll have Santa getting a blumpkin from Rudolph.

Do something about it you spineless little twerp. Take a shit on his doorstep or something like that. Let him know how it feels.

Your neighbor is very creative.

Or maybe it's like toy story and they move on their own when you aren't looking.

That's gross...

Damn.