Miscellaneous: Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers'...

By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

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By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

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By this means war! - 19/02/2022 14:00

Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML

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By i believe in shaq - 19/08/2012 22:28 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML

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By holyshitsnacks - 18/03/2014 22:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By brokenrainbow. - 31/12/2009 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 13:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I punished my new dog for taking a shit inside by putting him in the kennel. He punished me by breaking out of the kennel and destroying everything in my house. Including Christmas presents. FML

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There goes the neighborhood…

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:41

you go glen coco.

misfitmonroe 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:38

That is hilarious

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:06

I bet your neighbour is troll!! I think i'd like a neighbour like that .. Hours of fun just trying to piss him off!

n_epic_fail 14

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:07

Superglued to my forehead...

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:08

Ahaha you got me there :P

YayFlameWarz 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:09

curmudgeonly, never heard that one before, never have I been so impressed with an OP's word choice.

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Thursday 22 December 2011 0:14

Awesome word hehe fuckball's pretty good too

Im2Handsom 1

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:13

Get the dog shit and make it into a ball then proceed to throw it at him, that should show that fuckball.

n_epic_fail 14

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:15

Boss :)

idontknowyou123 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:19

Don't worry. The ghosts of christmas past present and future will visit him and you will get something.... I forget how the story goes

verlorenerFall 8

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:24

Though the language could be better, why all the YDI's?

mfjkr 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:36

Mmmm Crazy Glue.....

Airman1988 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:42

Thats when it becomes necessary to reposition those reindeer taking a shit, but on his front doorstep .

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