Money: Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2014 17:49 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML

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By prisym - 30/08/2017 13:00

Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2018 22:00

Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By karma1221 - 11/08/2018 14:30

Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML

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By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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DoctorsDaughter 11

Saturday 25 October 2014 0:55

Oh man, I hope you got insurance on the ring. That certainly sucks.

ajilon7 17

Saturday 25 October 2014 0:57

Wow, sorry about that. Hope things get better for you OP

Comments

devildog562 33

Saturday 25 October 2014 1:11

Hopefully you registered the diamonds and the ring. Hope it works out op.

vikky538 28

Saturday 25 October 2014 1:13

that really sucks OP... its a disappointment in double dose...

xxreikoxx 31

Saturday 25 October 2014 1:14

Oh no! I'm so sorry...I hope you reported it to the police! I know that probably won't bring back the ring and whatever else might have been in the pockets, but that really really sucks! I'm so sorry, OP! :(

redneck66 11

Saturday 25 October 2014 1:14

i know if i stole a 45$ coat, id be happy to walk away with 3000. but, i really hope it works out OP

nix1993 41

Saturday 25 October 2014 1:49

I know if you stole a $45 coat, I'd be happy for you to walk away with $3000, right into the path of an oncoming bus.

Katthebamf 29

Saturday 25 October 2014 1:17

You never know it might have been an accident?

underthesea12 24

Saturday 25 October 2014 1:22

Maybe its a sign

SweetasCandy0609 28

Saturday 25 October 2014 1:33

or maybe it just means that some idiot saw OP'S jacket and thought it was nice enough to steal I don't think it should mean he shouldn't propose to his girlfriend.

ksks1234 33

Saturday 25 October 2014 5:53

So OP takes the "it is a sign" advice and breaks it off with his girlfriend. The girlfriend writes in: "Today I found out my boyfriend was going to propose to me. Unfortunately, someone stole his coat and the ring that was in the pocket. My boyfriend told me, "it must be a sign..." and broke up with me, FML." Then you would probably bash the poor guy for being heartless.