Money: Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2014 17:49 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML

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By prisym - 30/08/2017 13:00

Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2018 22:00

Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By karma1221 - 11/08/2018 14:30

Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML

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By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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DoctorsDaughter 11

Saturday 25 October 2014 0:55

Oh man, I hope you got insurance on the ring. That certainly sucks.

ajilon7 17

Saturday 25 October 2014 0:57

Wow, sorry about that. Hope things get better for you OP

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worldclassrager 39

Saturday 25 October 2014 15:31

Did you get insurance on the ring?

Kittyphysics 21

Saturday 25 October 2014 20:00

hopefully it gets mysteriously returned. hang in there op

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Saturday 25 October 2014 20:19

At this price, I really hope that you got an insurance. 3000 USD for a ring, man alive!

Fas4wd 13

Saturday 25 October 2014 22:18

SHHIIIIIITT!!! Shit! That's all I can say!! Sorry to hear that!

retslick 7

Saturday 25 October 2014 22:24

Awww ?

queenmeme 3

Sunday 26 October 2014 4:09

I read cat at first.. That would be a messy situation

oJoy 11

Sunday 26 October 2014 4:38

that Sucks op, hope you get it back or at least a replacement

fiveforfighting 26

Sunday 26 October 2014 5:26

Maybe you can still propose and they'll understand! Best of luck to you OP

cnbcad 15

Sunday 26 October 2014 7:26

I once found an expensive mens diamond ring. Tried but couldn't find owner. I wore it for many years.

frozenfloof 1

Sunday 26 October 2014 20:10

I put the diamond in the coat...

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