Money: Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2014 17:49 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML

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You deserved it 3 902

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By prisym - 30/08/2017 13:00

Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 397

You deserved it 799

By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 442

You deserved it 115

By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 899

You deserved it 15 813

By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 508

You deserved it 3 059

By Anonymous - 11/12/2018 22:00

Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 765

You deserved it 180

By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 656

You deserved it 3 958

By karma1221 - 11/08/2018 14:30

Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 487

You deserved it 206

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By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 286

You deserved it 2 289

By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 290

You deserved it 8 883

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 119

You deserved it 2 315

DoctorsDaughter 11

Saturday 25 October 2014 0:55

Oh man, I hope you got insurance on the ring. That certainly sucks.

ajilon7 17

Saturday 25 October 2014 0:57

Wow, sorry about that. Hope things get better for you OP

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False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 25 October 2014 2:17

One thing I know for sure, if I had a $3000 ring stored in a coat and I had nowhere else to store it then no matter how hot it gets, i'm not taking that coat off.

LocsOn 13

Saturday 25 October 2014 3:40

maybe thats a sign it isnt meant to be....

tournamentdecide 33

Saturday 25 October 2014 5:33

Maybe it's a sign OP had a nice coat

RandomUsername88 24

Saturday 25 October 2014 4:13

This requires a follow-up please!!

demonfacee 14

Saturday 25 October 2014 4:47

Next time, keep your valuables locked in your car. But still, FYL.

edog55555 14

Saturday 25 October 2014 5:03

Now that's a fml moment when he sells it for 50 bucks

noahsmith25 9

Saturday 25 October 2014 5:07

Why the hell would you take off a jacket in public that has a $3000 engagement ring in the pocket?

hk1998 8

Saturday 25 October 2014 5:22

Lucky them

2ru 14

Saturday 25 October 2014 5:39

If you have insurance on your home it should cover the theft.

bossyboots 5

Saturday 25 October 2014 6:03

How can you say he deserve it..like he ask for his stuff to be stolen

melooters 11

Saturday 25 October 2014 6:04

Wow

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Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

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You deserved it 2 515

Today, my brother and sister-in-law come over ONLY to use up the resources at our house - like food, TV subscriptions, and other items. They claim to love my kids and come over for them. If only they would look up from their phone and spend actual time with the kids. Is there a way to block toxic relatives? FML

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You deserved it 109

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You deserved it 628

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You deserved it 1 547

Today, I found out why the only business in town that operates in my chosen industry won’t hire me. Several months ago, my father antagonised the owner, bringing up my name in the process. I haven’t spoken to the man in five years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 073

You deserved it 66

Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML

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You deserved it 5 125

Today, I saw my cat lying in the bathroom. A few seconds later, I noticed that he looked like he was dead. After going into a panic and quickly running to make sure he was okay, he woke up and glared at me. Later, he was sleeping in the exact same position, and I once again though he was dead. This cat, I swear… FML

I agree, your life sucks 437

You deserved it 755

Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML

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