By dagreatpumpkin - 02/10/2012 18:48 - United States

Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML
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The pumpkin was for a contest. It weighed in at over 500 LBS. No-one was hurt by it being in the intersection, only vehicle damage. Cuplrits have been found and charged with Meyham, 2 counts of Grand Theft (one for the pumpkin, and one for a forklift), Criminal Trespass, and Vandalism. Cinderella, didn't make it to the ball.

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Top comments

LilFlutter 10

Wow, nice job on growing the pumpkin! So sorry that some idiotic jerks stole it (and your possible win) from you!

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iCherryPanda 12

Well that's not only mean, but dangerous too. Jerks. Sorry OP! Maybe next year!

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Comments

nemo88 8

*Boom* what was that, " Oh it was just a pumpkin."

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KiddNYC1O 20

Don't even bother if weighs less than 1600 pounds.

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gregonfire 4

I guess now you'll have to settle with squash

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NoFlippinWai 24

Alright, Michelle Tanner, its time to leave the comments to the adultz. (jk)

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jvmb 0

What I don't understand is how someone got away with walking down the street with a huge pumpkin

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ideasrule 13

Here's a tip for you: whenever someone's carrying something big and/or important-looking, everyone thinks they have a reason for doing so.

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NoFlippinWai 24

General Question: You see a guy with a forklift with a 500 pound pumpkin on it, Are you stopping him and asking him "Are you supposed to do that?" No.

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raraisbang 12

I don't see the humor in this at all. There's nothing funny or awesome about a car crash.

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JsSWAN 1

they just wanted everybody to see your hard work so they just put it somewhere where everybody could admire it

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