By dagreatpumpkin - 02/10/2012 18:48 - United States

Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML
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The pumpkin was for a contest. It weighed in at over 500 LBS. No-one was hurt by it being in the intersection, only vehicle damage. Cuplrits have been found and charged with Meyham, 2 counts of Grand Theft (one for the pumpkin, and one for a forklift), Criminal Trespass, and Vandalism. Cinderella, didn't make it to the ball.

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Top comments

LilFlutter 10

Wow, nice job on growing the pumpkin! So sorry that some idiotic jerks stole it (and your possible win) from you!

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iCherryPanda 12

Well that's not only mean, but dangerous too. Jerks. Sorry OP! Maybe next year!

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feldco1 17

That had to do some damage to whatever car hit it.

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alexhaz64 4

You have to admit seeing it get smashed up must be at least a LITTLE awesome. Right?

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unknown_user5566 26

When life gives you an asshole who steals your Pumpkin, make Pumpkin Pie.

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TheTallPerson 3

How would you make pumpkin pie if your pumpkin just got stolen?

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unknown_user5566 26

In this situation, OP could scrape the remains off of the street. I never said make "delicious" pumpkin pie. :)

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LilFlutter 10

Roadkill pumpkin pie. :-P

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mikepzz 27

they weren't by chance hoping it would turn into a carriage were they?

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flutter4 7

Maybe if the person who stole it was 5

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SavingRyansPvts 4

Some people just want to watch the world burn...hopefully the rest of your fall goes better though OP!

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Jeffo193 13

I hate people like that; they stole it not because they wanted what you had, but because they knew you would be upset at losing it. Dickheads.

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sarah6786 14

Next time grow it in your backyard or somewhere not out in the open. You shouldnt have to but if that's what it takes to help prevent assholes from messing with you... :/

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Zomg_Okay 26

How do you know it was out in the open? For all we know it was under lock and key, doesn't mean a determined person couldn't get at it.

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elmck20 4

Beat the crap out of whoever did that.... I be pisssssed! I'm sorry OP

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