By dagreatpumpkin - 02/10/2012 18:48 - United States

Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML
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The pumpkin was for a contest. It weighed in at over 500 LBS. No-one was hurt by it being in the intersection, only vehicle damage. Cuplrits have been found and charged with Meyham, 2 counts of Grand Theft (one for the pumpkin, and one for a forklift), Criminal Trespass, and Vandalism. Cinderella, didn't make it to the ball.

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LilFlutter 10

Wow, nice job on growing the pumpkin! So sorry that some idiotic jerks stole it (and your possible win) from you!

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iCherryPanda 12

Well that's not only mean, but dangerous too. Jerks. Sorry OP! Maybe next year!

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leahmae88 7

Sounds like you made a friend!

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roxybeachgirl7 3

that makes me so sad! im so sorry people are so mean!!!!!

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dagreatpumpkin 3

The pumpkin was for a contest. It weighed in at over 500 LBS. No-one was hurt by it being in the intersection, only vehicle damage. Cuplrits have been found and charged with Meyham, 2 counts of Grand Theft (one for the pumpkin, and one for a forklift), Criminal Trespass, and Vandalism. Cinderella, didn't make it to the ball.

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LilFlutter 10

Wow, nice job on growing the pumpkin! So sorry that some idiotic jerks stole it (and your possible win) from you!

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bestbelieve 9

Do you also use a couple hundred gallons of water to water it?

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Headcrab 29

That sucks OP. I have a colleague who also grows pumpkins. takes more of energy. great attitude though

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Llama_Face89 33

Woah. Belated reply, eh?

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Haha, can you imagine being arrested for Grand Theft Pumpkin?

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glitch031 4

#126 that should be the new grand theft auto

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Vintage_Cola 29

I guess Cinderella....didn't make it to the ball. YEAHHHHHHH

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teentee401 36

Or perhaps a new Disney movie. Cinderella IV: Grand Theft Pumpkin

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bleedingglitter 24

I'm really sorry. People are rude and have no respect for anyone else's property it feels like now.

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girlwithadimple 0

And how do you know that happened???

devans00 14

2nd best happy ending to that pumpkin tale.

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kinghalibut 2

sorry about your pumpkin hagrid but you will save bundles on flesh eating slug repellant

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qpdoll 19

That would be a pretty horrible day for Linus.

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